It’s so tempting to abuse this post.

I’m sitting in my mountain bat cave now thinking of the things you’ve done to me after a couple bottles of Scotlands finest..

Here’s my unofficial list (you’ll probably delete this comment anyways and this type of post just deserves to be abused lol )

1. Pat loves driving fast cars, though really the brute power generated by the third reich’s most infamous love child is really required to drag him around.

2. Give Pat a chance and he’ll be a drunk (think Peter Griffen), not the American (diet Coke) drunk version but the hardcore in yer face full fat and sugar anglo/scottish version up all night raving ,all rev’d up and ready to burst. Pat once drank two bottles of whiskey on a ferry trip to Amsterdam to celebrate Trustbase’s acquisition by Sun. This quantity of liquer had a mild affect on Pat who then found an affection for the wonderful “there’s a mouse there where on the floor – right there” song, you have to be drunk I suppose. Needless to say, Pat’s a leader in technology and he’s a leader in the pub as well, make mind a bitter mate.

3. Pat loves technology, he’s a geek, this can be clearly seen by his love of sado T-Shirts with emblems such as “No I will not fix your computer” and “Will work for bandwidth”… it’s a good job your wife loves you mate

4. We all love Pat (somebody has to)

5. Pat loves his family more than anything.